Quotation

M_ALCOTT
[While at a record store, Sam notices Josh sneaking a CD into his backpack. Trys to talk him out of it.] Sam: "No. You wouldn't get ten feet out the door. Look, look." [points to the security guard] "You can't be stealing CDs. Nobody even buys CDs anymore. It's a record store. You can't shoplift from a record store. It's like kicking a dead man." Josh: "Do you work here?" Sam: "Probably only a matter of time. I'm Sam. I sorta know your mom." Josh: "You're not gonna tell her, are you?" Sam: "If your taste in music blows...I don't know, maybe."